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Leeny Tunes Gloucester, Massachusetts

One day several years ago, my persuasive nephew Zak asked me to write some songs for him. Who knew that a few tunes about fruit, mammals, and stinky diapers would change my life?! I’ve released three Parents’ Choice Award-winning CDs and recently earned an M.Ed. in Elementary Education. I began my teaching career in fall 2013 at Carlton Innovation School in Salem, MA where I teach music and math. ... more

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Track Name: Terry Francona, Why Do You Chew So Much Gum? (acoustic version)
TERRY FRANCONA, WHY DO YOU CHEW SO MUCH GUM?

Chorus:
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?

Verse 1:
Are you chewing Chicklets?
Or maybe Dentyne?
Or is it Bubble Yum?
Is it Bazooka?
And if so
Do you read the comics one by one?

Chorus:
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?

Verse 2:
Is it Double Bubble?
Or maybe Big Red?
Or is it Freshen Up?
Is it Freedent?
It won’t stick to most dental work
And Tito, I bet you’ve got some

Chorus:
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?

Bridge:
You keep on rocking
Back and forth
You rinse and spit a lot
Then you chew more
In your fleece sweatshirt
So cold inside
Terry, no amount of gum
Will ever substitute for your wife

Chorus:
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?
Track Name: Terry Francona, Why Do You Chew So Much Gum? (cheesy band version)
TERRY FRANCONA, WHY DO YOU CHEW SO MUCH GUM?

Chorus:
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?

Verse 1:
Are you chewing Chicklets?
Or maybe Dentyne?
Or is it Bubble Yum?
Is it Bazooka?
And if so
Do you read the comics one by one?

Chorus:
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?

Verse 2:
Is it Double Bubble?
Or maybe Big Red?
Or is it Freshen Up?
Is it Freedent?
It won’t stick to most dental work
And Tito, I bet you’ve got some

Chorus:
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?

Bridge:
You keep on rocking
Back and forth
You rinse and spit a lot
Then you chew more
In your fleece sweatshirt
So cold inside
Terry, no amount of gum
Will ever substitute for your wife

Chorus:
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?
Terry Francona, why do you chew so much gum?